Wheatus je americká pop-rocková skupina Long Islandu. V roce 2000 vydali úspěšný singl "Teenage Dirtbag".

Píseň: Punk Assed Bitch

Interpret:
Wheatus
Album:
Wheatus
She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles 
You stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye 
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials 
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator 
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her 
A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa 
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 


[Chorus] 
I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch 


You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a Its just a testimony 
That you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass-gas 
That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 


[Repeat Chorus 2X] 


You know you want to spangle, but you can't seem to angle 
One gives you attitude-a, your reason to be rude-a 
You think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials 
But you don't see them later, while in the elevator 
You nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her 
A man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa 
You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 
You open up your mouth-a, amazed at what comes out-a 
It's just a testimony, that you're full of bologna, that you're a stupid shit-ass, a meathead, guido, pass gas 
But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension 


[Repeat Chorus 2x]