Wheatus je americká pop-rocková skupina Long Islandu. V roce 2000 vydali úspěšný singl "Teenage Dirtbag".

Píseň: Truffles

Interpret:
Wheatus
Album:
Wheatus
You, you think yer such a bad ass 
You think yer such a rough neck 
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio 
I think it's really sad though and tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me 
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick 
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band; 


[Chorus] 
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . . 
I'm gonna win 
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . . 
I'm gonna win 


Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno 
But I gets more montequilla in a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime 
You're steppin' on a land mine 
Your gonna shoot yer eye out 
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt 
Wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick. 


[Chorus] 
You, you think yer still a bad ass, You think your still a rough neck 
Well let's take this outside