Interpret:

Bowling for Soup

Album:

A Hangover You Don't Deserve

You've got style 
You've got class 
You got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass 
I made him angry 
I made him annoyed 
When I sent you dirty pictures from my Polaroid 


Sorry about the tracks on your lawn 
For digging up the tree and abusing the horn 
I didn't see him coming, he was moving too fast 
Here's a hundred dollars for the body cast 


[chorus] 
We could get married in Las Vegas 
I know that my mom would take us 
Put it all on black 
And let it burn 


I saw you at the club downtown 
We danced together till you turned around 
And saw me in my Travolta pose 
Then you kicked me in the nuts and you broke my nose 


[chorus] 


Cause it's so hard being me 
Victim of your no loser policy 
And I know one day you will see 
That you're so damn lucky to be 
With a guy like me 


Can I say I'm feeling lonely 
So do you think we could hang around you'd get to know me 
Tell me things you'd like to show me 
Tie me up like I'm a pony 
Ride me to the moon 
You can spank me till I'm black and blue and bleeding too 
and begging you to stop 


[chorus] 


Cause it's so hard being me 
Victim of your no loser policy 
And I know that one day you will see 
That you're so damn lucky to be 
So damn lucky to be 
With a guy like me?