Interpret:

Bowling for Soup

Album:

Let's Do It For Johnny!

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to 
make me fat.”


[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me


not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball


I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is 
red.”
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re
so stupid.”


I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!