1. Wakey Wakey Intro

2. Dig That Groove Baby

3. Cloughy Is a Bootboy

4. Lambrusco Kid

5. I've Got Asthma

6. Peter Practice's Practice Place

7. Deidre's a Slag

8. Ashbrooke Launderette

9. Bless You My Son

10. My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar

11. Spiders In The Dressing Room

12. Popeye Medley

13. She Goes To Finos

14. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street

15. Harry Cross

16. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby

17. Wakey Wakey Outro

18. When The Saints

19. Wipe Out

20. Nellie The Elephant

21. Wakey Wakey Intro (2)

22. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man

23. Pot Belly Bill

24. One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)

25. Cloughy Is a Boot Boy!

26. Sabre Dance

27. Daveys Took The Plunge

28. There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street

29. No Particular Place To Go

30. Poverty Pleadin' Peter

31. Blaze Of The Borough

32. Wakey Wakey Outro (Goodnight Irene)

33. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic

34. Fat Bob's Feet!

35. We Quit The Cavalry

36. The Sphinx Stinks

37. Rodney's Memory

38. Olga Crack Corn

39. Bitten By a Bed Bug!

40. Kids In Tyne & Wear

41. Frankie's Got The Blues

42. A Bunch O' Fairies

43. Yellow Burt

44. Back In '79

45. The Coppers

46. Copt Ken's Cash!

47. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro

48. Turtle Crazy!

49. Absurd-Ditties

50. I'm a Telly Addict!

51. Terry Talking

52. Ernie Had a Hernia

53. My Wife's a Psychopath

54. Sod The Neighbours

55. Melancholy Margaret

56. Alecs Gone

57. When You're Jimmy Saville

58. Caught Up The Reeperbahn

59. Dez The Demon Decorator

60. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)