Interpret:

NOFX

Album:

The Longest EP

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight 
I had to get out of this town tonight 
Then a lady in black caught my attention 
I couldn't figure out what was her intention 


She told me about a flight that was leaving town tonight 
She could get me a seat and the price was right 
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance 
I had no idea what was in store for me 


I'll never fly S&M airlines again 


She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat 
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet 
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged 
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again 


The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle 
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile 
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes 
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs 


I'll never fly S&M airlines again 


Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick 
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick 
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please 
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees 


The plane finally landed by the end of the night 
I had to get off of this torture flight 
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip 
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip 


I'll never fly S&M airlines again 
I'll never fly S&M airlines again 
I'll never fly S&M airlines again 
I'll never fly S&M airlines again