Interpret:

Janoskians, The

Album:

Would You Love Me - EP

Hey girl
 I see you made an effort with your lipstick
 But you got some on your teeth, fucking dip shit
 You’re like a hot mess and I like it
 (Yeah yeah yeah)


Let’s go 
When we go out we make a great team
 You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
 You’re my kind of girl and I like it
 (Yeah yeah yeah)


I’ll be the first one to take you to the prom at high school
 I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
 I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
 (Really stupid this song)


I don’t need a girl who worries about a thigh gap
 I like the fact you don’t give a shit about that
 You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
 Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake


To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
 The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
 When you’re with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
 Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake


I really really like the way your face is 
(It’s beautiful)
 Even if there’s food stuck in your braces
 (YUMMY)
 But I still snog you because I like it
 (Yeah yeah yeah)


Let me
 Have a word with your mum cause she’s sexy
 (She’s sexy)
 It must run in her genes if you get me
 I gotta admit that I like her
 (Yeah yeah yeah)


I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at high school
 I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
 I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
 (I like you)


I don’t need a girl who worries about a thigh gap
 I like the fact you don't give a shit about that
 You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
 Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake


To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
 The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
 When you’re with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
 Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake


Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
 Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
 Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
 Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake


You are prettier than Adriana Lima
 The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
 When you’re with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
 Ooh ’cause real girls eat cake


Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake that would be nice and ice whipped cream cake. And chocolate cake! And cream cake also with a lemon and ? Cake. And some fat cake over there and some tomatosauce cake over there vegemite cake oooh what more cakes do we have? Jacob Fulton’s mmm fucking cake.