1. Our last intro?

2. The death of Barry the roofer with vertigo

3. Cheatin' chick from China

4. Davey's days

5. No one knew the real emu

6. I gave my heart to a slag called Sharon from Whitley Bay

7. Jean's been

8. Rita's innocent

9. She's so modern

10. Chenky is a puff

11. I caught it from Camilla

12. Our last outro?

13. The final countdown

14. Tony talks tripe

15. Yul Brynner was a skinhead