1. Where have all the glueheads gone

2. Aussie song

3. Mrs. Meat Curtains

4. Anarchy in Haver Procter's "Y" fronts

5. Fuck off ripcord

6. Rick's asshole / We're fuckin' glad the Smiths split up (Work it out stupid)

7. Some shit about cricket

8. Mega metal death & thunder god grandad

9. Hey goth fuck off

10. Psycho hippy skateboard punx

11. Fergie's baby is a dischord baby (Trainee fuckin' psychopath)

12. Chip on my shoulder

13. Berkshire cowboy

14. Still fuckin' dying

15. Cunt rock (another poxy poem)