Interpret:

Bloodhound Gang

Album:

Hooray For Boobies

Why try? I'm that guy 
Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" 
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there 
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare 
Me to him not a liver but wurst 
Been much better off as a still birth 
Big let down unparalleled 
Like the last episode of "Seinfeld" 
Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross" 
Pepsi Challenge took it lost 
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed 
Buttons pushed but never went off 
Like Martha I will self-destruct 
The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck 
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck 
My future plans include not much 


Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 
Nothin' more than me 
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 
Nothin' more than me 
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 
Nothin' more than me 
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be 
Most likely to suck 


Wanna be a Ghostbuster 
First black President, owner of "Hustler" 
Got shot down like Larry Flynt 
Felt like shit like a bowel movement 
Have you seen my will to live? 
Because I seem to have lost it 
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome 
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom 
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey 
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me 
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can 
See the future in the palm of my hand 
Psychic Friends, Network loser 
Large phone bill in my very near future 
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard 
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards 


Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 
Nothin' more than me 
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 
Nothin' more than me 
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be 
Nothin' more than me 
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be 
Most likely to suck 


Most likely to suck 
Most likely to suck 
Most likely to suck 
Most likely to suck 
Most likely to suck.