1. Fuck religion, fuck politics, fuck the lot of you!

2. Fuck the world

3. Fuck off & die

4. Loud, tuneless, 'n' thick (Ugly's too good for you!)

5. Are students safe?

6. Anarchy in Woolworths

7. You bastards can't push us around

8. Psycho hippy skateboard punx

9. Destroy peace 'n' freedom

10. Sausage, beans & chips

11. Anti-Christ

12. Life of Brian

13. Never trust a friend

14. City Claustrophobia

15. Who killed E.T.? (I killed the fucker)

16. I am the sturgeon

17. And there wuz cows

18. Get off my fucking allotment

19. Me and my girl (Seal clubbing)

20. Goat fuckin' virgin killerz from hell

21. Sound of music

22. Popstars

23. 22 hole doc. Martens

24. Boy bill

25. Sold out to the G.P.O.

26. S.O.A.C.H.

27. Glue accident

28. Great rock'n'roll swindle

29. Don't throw it all away

30. Stab your back