1. Idle gossip

2. Do you wanna be like dougy bell?

3. The lambrusco kid

4. You won't be merry on a north sea ferry

5. Harry Cross (a tribute to Edna)

6. Geordie's gone to jail

7. Silly Billy

8. If you're in a pop group you'll end up paying a fortune practicing at Peter Practices practice place

9. PC stoker

10. I tried to trust Tracey

11. Keith's a thief

12. I'll get even with Steven (Steve is tender)