How bout one of them footlong sandwiches
Got some tasty cola round here
Wow...look at that Chevy go
She's faster than greased up lightnin'
Soda pops and pimple cream
Will proudly kick you down the green
Just coat your cred with Vaseline
And shove it up your ass
Used to be a pimp
But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOINFODAMAN
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
Oh man that a juicy burger
Crispy on them fries please
Used to be a pimp
But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOINFODAMAN
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
He used to be a pimp
But now he's HOINFODAMAN
He's HOINFODAMAN
He's HOINFODAMAN
He used to be a pimp
But now he's HOINFODAMAN
He's Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
Now soda pops and pimple cream
Will always kick you down the green
But the worst thing about ole Charlie Sheen
Is when Hanes they sold his ass
Used to be a pimp
Now I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm HOINFODAMAN
Used to be a pimp
But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man
He used to be a pimp
But now he's HOINFODAMAN
He's HOINFODAMAN
He's HOINFODAMAN
He used to be a pimp
But now he's HOINFODAMAN
He's Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man