Welcome 2 the second chapter, my friend (my friend)..
I told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
Believe me, bein´ broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u´re tryin´2 be
Rich and have a dog hangin´ on your testicals, yo.
I ran away, and then I tried 2 hide.
I saw this muthafukkin´ bus on the corner, so I jumped inside.
The doors got closed, so I took a look around, guess what i saw...
24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
This must b a dream and I tried 2 wake up (shit!).
But this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
One bite deeper, and I would sound like Rob Halford.
So I said, listen up ladies, there´s a thing that I need ya help 4.
Get this dog (shall I call it a dog or a rat?) off my dick, better make it quick,
This little teeth are makin me sikk.
They were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
On their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what I mean.
The girl in the middle said: "Get this pussy!",
I said : "What? Now?"
"Not you! The chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls."
Ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
And 12 fukkin´ hours later 24 pussies got shaved...