Stainless steel doors burst open
A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
By the stench
Horrified nurses scatter
Foul human cess seeps
Punctuating the smell
Of acrid colonic contents
Colonical
Numbed by the reek
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed
With a blast from the asscheek
Rumbling restless ass inflicts post-mortal vengeance
Tell-tale dung marks across the operating table
Eyes see shit, decorating the tools
Hygenic practices scrapped by this foul odour
The ribcage opens
A smell comes to the face
Brown stained lungs oozing feces
Regurgitation ensues
Disbelieving doctors form theories
Manure, in puddles
From a human sewer
An unbelievable reek should have drained
From his pooper
Gasses build up pressure
Causing an ominous rumble from within
A ghastly turn of events
Leaves them all shit-stained, shocked and chagrined
Stainless steel doors open
Yet in the other way
Frenetic surgeons are fleeing
This coprophagic mess
Numbed by the reek
Prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed
With a blast from the asscheek
A gruesome ending
To a tale of coprophagic grandeur
The art of forensic scatology
Had to be endured
A bacteriological manifestation
Which leaves no doubt
Infesting bystanders
With this methane gargling disease
