1. Bare faced cheek intro

2. Yul Brynner was a skinhead

3. How do you deal with neal?

4. Howza bouta kiss babe??!

5. Fisticuffs in Frederick Street

6. A. Diamond

7. Quick to quit the Quentin

8. Nowt can compare to sunderland fine fare

9. Neville is a nerd

10. Park lane punch up

11. The ashbrooke launderette (you'll stink,you're clothes'll shrink,your whites'll be as black as ink)

12. Bare faced cheek outro