Americká skupina vedená zpěvákem stejného uměleckého jména (vl. jm. Vincent Damon Furnier, nar. 1948). A Cooper pochází z Detroitu, ale vyrůstal v Phoenixu. Tam zpíval v 1. pol. 60. let ve studentské skupině, která v r. 1965 přijímá název Alice...

Píseň: The Song That Didn't Rhyme

Interpret:
Alice Cooper
Album:
The Eyes of Alice Cooper
Wrote a song, it was wrong from it's very first conception
Seemed I struggled on every line
It wasn't fast, wasn't pretty, wasn't serious or witty
The song that didn't rhyme


The band couldn't wing it, the singer couldn't sing it
The drummer's always out of time
The DJ's were offended, my union card suspended
Billboard declared it a crime


The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
On a song that didn't rhyme


It was bland, it was boring, all the groupies they were snoring
The first time we played it live
All the record guys got fired, the president retired
But somehow the song survived


The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
The melody blows in a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
A three minute waste of your time
No redeeming value of any kind
But thanks for the twelve ninety nine
On a song that didn't rhyme