Lotta good that P.H.D. did me
stuck… grocery store security
cigar store Indian
fake badge authority
nothing ever happens here.
Hark!
Camera, aisle 5
dude with hair sprayed on
pocketing razors
pantyhose… why not?
Can opener and creme corn – what?!?!
Mangoat
too hairy
must shave
must warm others.
No foam
all alone
gorilla hair
must go.
Creme corn
creme corn
yep.
Poor Kaw-liga
never got his kiss
no one-way mirrors
to lurk behind as you undress.
Aye---
he’s headed for the back
singing, “The hills are alive…
with the sound of music---“
Yonder,
lady screams.
Mangoat
in my stall
make him stop
he’ll shave us all.
Hair off his back
round the room it flies
inquiring minds
wanna know why.
Creme corn
creme corn
why.
Mangoat
come out of that bathroom
we have you surrounded.
Mangoat
clean up your hairy mess
give up that frothy chew toy
you’re under arrest.
Come out with cloven hooves
above your mossy head
bite one more officer
you’ll trade that rag for lead.
Creme on
creme on
creme on
creme on
why?
