Interpret:

Jethro Tull

Album:

Nightcap CD 1

The master playwright 
Urges you to play right/play wrong; 
Life is long and every night's the first night. 


The wardrobe mistress 
Urges you to dress left/dress right; 
What a mess when your underpants are too tight. 


Who's on the stage door 
To help you find the way in/way out? 
It's not a sin to be knowing that you don't know. 


When you breathe your last line 
Will you make your exit stage left/stage right? 
Well, you might decide while there's still time. 


You have an angel on your shoulder 
But you wear the old god's horns. 
And you dance around the maypole 
While the vicar makes a toast 
To the pagan celebration 
And extends an invitation to us all 
So he can save us when we fall. 


Who's your leading lady? 
Will you help to get her off the bus? It's best 
to pass the test before you get too lazy. 


Strike up the orchestra. 
Take your cues on the up-beat/Beat down 
Anyone who says he doesn't like the sound.