Interpret:

Wings

Album:

London Town

All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me




Behold the famous groupies
They are alike as two peas
And where the other goes, the other goes
But though the famous groupies
Are only paid in rupees
Nobody knows what the famous groupies know
And nobody goes where the famous groupies go


There was a bongo player
Who kept an extra layer
Of Dunlopillo mattress in his van
But when the famous groupies
Arrived with their twin snoopies
Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran
Nobody does it like a famous groupie can


All stand back, let the people see
Take a snap of the famous groupies for me


There was a lead guitarist
Who lived in Epping Forest
And all he ever wanted was to blow
When the girls were with him
He never lost his rhythm
And nobody knows what the famous groupies know
Nobody goes where the famous groupies go


There was the classic story
Of a roadie nicknamed Rory
Who used to practice voodoo on the side
When the famous twosome
Suggested something gruesome
All that they found was a crater two miles wide
Which left the music business absolutely horrified






Ladies and gentlemen, those magnificent examples of


female pulchritude and luminosity, direct from their


global perambulations to the very boards of this


supremely magnificent proscenium arch –ladies and


gentlemen; I give you FAMOUS GROUPIES!