Welcome aboard the crazy trip
Circle of fools say 'hi'
Watch your step or you might trip
We're glad you came on by
The guys and I have prepared a brew
You really ought to taste
It makes you strong and make you *beep*
Don't let it go to waste
Care for some sweets to chase your drink?
I see you've quite a thirst
No no no you can't yet go
First things must come first
Delicious not? you feel alive?
You need alittle space?
So you're not feeling well?
What's wrong with your face?
Holy smokes! we goofed again
The brew is not quite right
We'll take him back behind the pen
And try again tonight
Welcome aboard the crazy trip
Circle of fools say 'hi'
Watch your step or you might trip
We're glad you came on by
Great that we pretend that we are all that
We enjoy ourselves
Should we get some help?
We have always failed yet there is no doubt
Can't go wrong from here
We are down and out
All of us are going down
